spoken like a true heartbreaker

H: You’re so rough!

E: I’m rough, but I don’t break things.

H: Except hearts.

E: I don’t break hearts.

H: You’ve turned down a marriage proposal!

E: They didn’t deserve me.

Published in: on March 11, 2011 at 2:13 am  Leave a Comment  

the thing about pauses

E: M came to see me today.  He showed me his.

(I cracked up before I could get “Did you show him yours?” out.)

E: He showed me his phone.  And I said, “Wah your phone is SO BIG!”  And he said, “Don’t worry Lizabeth, the size can be adjusted!”

Published in: on March 9, 2011 at 2:24 am  Leave a Comment  


Published in: on February 20, 2011 at 4:42 am  Leave a Comment  

this world has lost its glory, let’s start a brand…

Last night, Dad asked for the computer because he wanted to check out a company’s website.  When the page appeared on the screen, all I could see was the terrible tagline:

Exploiting Resources is how we stay ahead for you.

1. Exploiting

2. we stay ahead ofof oh be quiet Freud for you

3. Clunky

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E: It’s the fragrance of Christ.

H: Christ wore a crown of thorns, not roses.

E: Are you saying I’m smelly now?

H: Are you Christ?

E: I’m Little Christ.

H: Hahaha god you guys are ridiculous.

Published in: on January 15, 2011 at 12:49 am  Leave a Comment