spoken like a true heartbreaker

H: You’re so rough!

E: I’m rough, but I don’t break things.

H: Except hearts.

E: I don’t break hearts.

H: You’ve turned down a marriage proposal!

E: They didn’t deserve me.

Published in: on March 11, 2011 at 2:13 am  Leave a Comment  

the thing about pauses

E: M came to see me today.  He showed me his.

(I cracked up before I could get “Did you show him yours?” out.)

E: He showed me his phone.  And I said, “Wah your phone is SO BIG!”  And he said, “Don’t worry Lizabeth, the size can be adjusted!”

Published in: on March 9, 2011 at 2:24 am  Leave a Comment